Prt III - after hours of digging Woofslee can’t seem to remember where he buried his secret stash of bones. I’m afraid things aren’t looking good...
Friends Pt. II
Barkston took a chance on the new kid and kibble was shared. Now it’s time for reciprocation and there is trouble afoot...
Spring...
C’mon now! *sigh*
New Friend Pt. I
A healthy amount of skepticism has always worked out for Barkston when it came to meeting new dogs at the park. You have to sniff deeper than a casual butt whiff... who is this Woofslee guy and where exactly is this boneyard he’s been barking about?
TSA
You guys thought getting thru TSA was torture now, try the Triassic Security Administration. Nearly all infractions were penalized by being bitten in half...
Morning
You guys remember all those dooms day prepper shows where “experts” give insight into how best to hoard bullets and Spaghetti-Os? I wish they’d have a show that used the same scare tactics to implore me to both choose and set the clothing I’m planning on wearing the next day right next to the bed so I can slide directly into some semblance of the warmth from which I’m departing.
Ferns
Do you guys pass that one bush/fern everyday on the way to work that you know is watching you and certainly disapproving of like you’re whole thing you have going on?
House Math
2:1 <— ratio of pillows to occupants when I lived alone.
27:1 <— ration of pillows to occupants at current levels (2 humans, 2 cats)
484:1 <— projected ratio of pillows to occupants upon my retirement (2 humans, n=number of cats) #pillows
Sass Mouth Day
Dani’s big day
Our best day
You guys know what today is!!! #excited #ohboy
Big Pharma
It has to be a matter of weeks by now. #bigpharma #pills #medicine #fixme
Warthog
After the fall of man, the warthogs took over. Of course, after years of depleting the remnants of humans only the gross stuff was left... #peas #gross #canned #food
All hope is lost at Outpost 37
Snow day
Sitting
Sitting... If you’re a cat, it’s important to choose wisely because you might loose your spot at any minute if you’re not careful.
Ole Timey
Sometimes the math works out...
Dogs for days!
Happy 2019
2018 was a great year for JDT, thank you so very much to everyone that ordered things. Hopefully they brought a little joy to you. Let’s make 2019 a year where we’re better to each other, the Earth, and all the weird creatures that we share it with. Oh, and fuck your wall...
