SPRing

Sure there is groundhogs day and calendars of all type and whatnot but the real indicator of springs imminent return is the countless fireworks coupon emails that flood my inbox.

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SHEESH

How you supposed to get anything done around here?

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JAY SON DOJO

Just in case I ever get invited to the 'All Valley TORNament' I thought I might need a logo to sew onto my outfit. The Jay Son Dojo has a long history of face punching, but with feet.

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Monkeys

It didn’t take long into the Eocene for things to heat up.

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SOAP BAR NUBS

What’s the highest number of soap-bar nubs you’ve smashed together to make a mutant mega bar?

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HOLIDAY BETTING

We don’t know any of the people in the building next to ours but can see in all their apartments really well. So we’re setting up a little racket of laziness. Girl is the bookie crunching odds and setting spreads.

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EOY REFLECTIONS

I was going to add ‘Crushing metal riffs’ but I had already gotten to 4.

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INVERSE BELL CURVE

Haven’t driven much this year but I’m noticing something. People with really shit cars drive the same way people with really fancy cars do... Terribly... #terribledrivers

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