THESE DAYS

These days I try my hardest not to engage with political and religious dumb-shittery, but my internal monolog is constantly like:

NEW CAT STUFF

Sometimes I'll come around the corner and catch some weird conversations going on between Kendra and Sagan...

HALLOWEEN IS NEIGH

Girl is fully aware of Kendra's antics around Halloween time in relation to messing around with cat costumes when she's trying to have a normal restful day. Sagan doesn't know what's coming his way.

Racing pigs

Which pig are you putting your money on to win?

#7 - Chester Squealsmore

#13 - Lermus Longsnout

#4 - Kyle

SEPTOBER

All my friends skip right over September and get right to the spookiness, so Happy Friday and Happy Septober everyone.

SCALYBOI SUMMER

I know everyone loves fall and Halloween and that's great and all but, I get sad when summer is almost over and I haven't done enough summer things yet. I need a little more pellet guns, sling shots, fireworks, and napping outside under a tree please. All that before the tundra takes over again.

GO SNAKE

When it absolutely needs to slither there by tomorrow. It’s like how many times have you ordered some snakes for a wedding or a fancy neighborhood discotheque opening and you’re left filled with regret your snakes didn’t arrive on time or as fresh as your audience and loved ones demand?… choose GoSnake, you’ll never suffer that disappointment again.

ISLE OF CATS

The fish were plentiful, the trees scratch worthy, and there wasn't a vacuum cleaner in sight.

HEY THERE SALAMANDER

It's been a long time since the official Age of Amphibians (Carboniferous), where they were the dominant land vertebrate and radiated into countless new and interesting forms, but they're still around being weird and wet and squishy. Cheers to a solid 390 million year run.

THE SNAKESMEN

Whoist doth challenge Sir Low of Belly by besmirching his name at any local pubs, shall bring forth the wrath of a thousand smites to his village and beyond... Thousts been warned yo...