Oh you know... Maybe get some chicken fingers, or do some summoning...
SAGAN & HEIDI IV
SAGAN & HEIDI III
Wild weekend over here at the Cat House...
FLAG OF THE CATS
It was too far away to know if they were flying the 'House of Dog' flag, or even the 'Flag of the Platypuses', so we'd just have to wait and see.
PLATYPUS MIKE
You guys all know Platypus Mike brings it...
GIRLS AND PETS II
What kind of strange pet would you have if it wasn't cruel or illegal or weird to own a crazy pet? I'd of course, have a Komodo Dragon and a bucket full of weird giant salamanders slipping around...
THE CROW REMAKE
Tell me you wouldn't watch The Platypus go ham on some stereotypical inner-city thuggery... Perhaps clacking his bill with a deep and scary reverb in a dank run down factory, giant fan blades churning impossibly slowly in the foggy background as he brandishes acid filled eggs from his marsupial ninja pouch before delivering a cleaver pun along with his a coup de gras...
CARDS WITH FRIENDS
Don't forget to reach out to your friends. They'll appreciate hearing from you.
THE FLU
2024 hasn't been very neighborly to me so far. Got COVID for the 1st time in January and then for the past week I had the worst flu. I fell behind in tons of things I was working on, I was dizzy and depressed. I feel like I shed a few layers and came out anew... It was gross, but I'm happy to be back.
LONDON 1888
Sometimes we do theatre in the house to candlelight...
Kendralee: I want to be what you and Baron Von Saganus are, see what you see, love what you love.
Count Jaycula: Kendralee, to walk with me and my boy Saganus, you must die to your breathing life and be reborn to ours.
Kendralee: You are my love... and my life, always, and so is Saganus, he's the finest of specimens indeed dear Count.
[Expresses fangs devilishly]
Count Jaycula: Then, I give you life eternal. Everlasting love. The power of the storm.
HEDGEHOG FUNDS
BLACK RABBATH
SOUPER BOWL
STEALING SIPS
SAUROPODS IN SPACE
The sauropods were a hungry bunch. So much so, they didn't have any problem traveling a bit to find a nice spot to brunch.
SAGAN & HEIDI
Someone call Tom DeLonge
WATER DRAGON
ROCK & ROLL
HITTIN THE TOWN
They just needed a night away from the parents constantly rubbing on them and telling them how cute they are. Heidi found a little nip place that looked scratchable, so they were going to start there, maybe hit the catcade, and then pick up some mousemeat tea for the morning.
CATSFERATU
The castle suddenly began to have a lot less rodent activity when his cousin Catsferatu came to stay...
