Since it's cold out now I thought I'd turn my thoughts to my new summer camp idea. The following workshops will be available but hurry because classes are filling fast:

- Fireworks

- Slingshot Range

- Tunnels & Forts

- Trebuchet for home use

- The Ins & Outs but no Snouts of Beef Jerky Making

- Naps (with special instructor and Olympic medalists in napping and ignoring text messages: Anthony Bagnara)

- Slurking & Night Creepin' the lost art

- Slug Racing & Husbandry

- Drum Circles (Beginner and Advanced sessions so us drummers don't have to suffer through your dumb shit)

- Woods Fashion & Festival Wear, How did we get here?

- Pine Cone Liquor, Dos and Don'ts with Dani Brei

- Dancing with Snakes, Non-denominational of course

- Witch Sticks. Which Witch Stick is right for you?

See you all in July.