So, the kid likes to sleep in between my legs at night. Last night he had his bottom between my legs and his top wrapped up around my crotch with his front paws extended reaching up to my belly button. An observer would say I looked like I was sleeping with a fury black loincloth or codpiece on. After about 20 minutes I woke up with the hottest crotch this side of Miami and was like "What the hell is going on here?" #HotCrotchCat #OnThePlusSideAllMySpermHasNowMelted #NewCat
