JAYDAR

Have you guys even ever played the 'Legend of JayDar'? Essentially, it's a quest game set in a wonderous land of creatures and monsters, and you're the games hero "JayDar the Sympathetic" who's meant to build his army of battle cats and collect flaming skulls and satchels of tuna-treats and various war implements, in search of Princess SandShark who, as game lore has it, was princess-napped by the evil wizard Bravotvs Garbageprogrammingston and whisked away to his 100G-WiFi underground lair. Along the way JayDar and his battle cats fight goblins and pentapusses, quicksand pits and cranky crocosnakes. It's a wild ride...