JAYTRIX

It's definitely been the summer of block-buster movies. Oppenheimer, Barbie... Din Viesel's Fast X, but do you guys remember catching this end of summer banger back in the year 2000? The original follow up to 1999's stratospheric The Matrix. This one had Jayanu Reevez delivering the spin kicks and poignant monologs in what some said 'lock-step to the method of a young Keanu'. Oh, and Sagan as Trinity was a tour de force of stuntful bending, flippy-jumping and biscuit making... Check it out on Laser Disc and Betamax if you haven't had a chance... (*Chefs kiss*)

Here are just some of the countless reviews:

"What am I watching here?" - Roger Eggbert

"I'd rather wake up next to a severed horse head than miss seeing this movie in the theaters, It is literally 2 hours of stunts and grunting" - Kyle Kyle - Associated News

"I cried" - Sarah Boothenpuss - Nightly Cookware Monthly

"The kid in front of me spent most of the movie playing Tetris on his phone. I punched his mom in the parking lot" - Jarvis Scott - Chicago Trombone

"If there isn't a Jaytrix II by 2015, literally all fucking hell is going to break loose in America" - X - The Time Traveler Times