SAGAN

So, the kid likes to sleep in between my legs at night. Last night he had his bottom between my legs and his top wrapped up around my crotch with his front paws extended reaching up to my belly button. An observer would say I looked like I was sleeping with a fury black loincloth or codpiece on. After about 20 minutes I woke up with the hottest crotch this side of Miami and was like "What the hell is going on here?" #HotCrotchCat #OnThePlusSideAllMySpermHasNowMelted #NewCat

METAL CAT

I've spent 5 nights now locked in my office with Sagan as we follow the quarantine advice from the vet. We've been listening to all sorts of music but he's taken to the classical music and the metal jams. It's too early to tell for sure but he might just be a true metal-cat... I added him in and updated this sketch I orginally did on paper a few years ago. Girl has had the growl and sass requirements for metal for years.

MOSASAURUS

The Early Cretaceous would have been a great time for a swim, don't you think Mr. Mosasaurus?

END PERMIAN

It's 251.9 million years ago and the Permian is coming to an end. The Siberian Traps have been gushing ash and lava for more than 100,000 years turning once vibrant forestland into vast desolate wastes. The reign of the synapsids is neigh. Our old friend King Gorgonapsia has eaten his last dicynodont and is resigned to living the last few thousand years it will take to meld into the Triassic they way he wants to live them. The climate is getting ever more aired and hot too, so it's time to let the 'unders' be the 'outers' ya'll.