HEY THERE SALAMANDER

It's been a long time since the official Age of Amphibians (Carboniferous), where they were the dominant land vertebrate and radiated into countless new and interesting forms, but they're still around being weird and wet and squishy. Cheers to a solid 390 million year run.

THE SNAKESMEN

Whoist doth challenge Sir Low of Belly by besmirching his name at any local pubs, shall bring forth the wrath of a thousand smites to his village and beyond... Thousts been warned yo...

THE FAMILY

Sagan has been roaming the house now for 2 days. There has been hissing, growling, and some punching. Girl is not happy about him hanging around. She keeps eating his kitten food and he keeps using her litter box. We've got some big emotions going on in the Ramirez house this weekend.

SAGAN

So, the kid likes to sleep in between my legs at night. Last night he had his bottom between my legs and his top wrapped up around my crotch with his front paws extended reaching up to my belly button. An observer would say I looked like I was sleeping with a fury black loincloth or codpiece on. After about 20 minutes I woke up with the hottest crotch this side of Miami and was like "What the hell is going on here?" #HotCrotchCat #OnThePlusSideAllMySpermHasNowMelted #NewCat

METAL CAT

I've spent 5 nights now locked in my office with Sagan as we follow the quarantine advice from the vet. We've been listening to all sorts of music but he's taken to the classical music and the metal jams. It's too early to tell for sure but he might just be a true metal-cat... I added him in and updated this sketch I orginally did on paper a few years ago. Girl has had the growl and sass requirements for metal for years.

MOSASAURUS

The Early Cretaceous would have been a great time for a swim, don't you think Mr. Mosasaurus?