What candy would have gotten you as a kid? For me it would have been Bonkers or grape ZOTS...
THE REAL BATMOBILE
I couldn't help but see that the reviews for the new Joker were terrible. Fortunately, I've preemptively sheltered myself from the pain and anguish you all are suffering by never watching any superhero movies at all. That being said, I do enjoy the artistry of comic books and I remember pondering the various designs of the Batmobile as a kid. I feel like this design here is far superior in both utility and aesthetics. There is only 1 BatMAN, but plenty of bats that could use a 'mobile' to cruise around in. It's simple math.
4 OUT OF 5 JAYS
Here is a little ad I made for a good friends magazine.
RAVENS
Spooky arts are one of my favorite kinds...
BEAST
Even hideously scary beasts from beyond were little pips at one time or another. Fortunately, Maribelle had access to large quantities of sour meats and industrial larvas, and man did it work. Beast grew up so fast she could hardly keep his Insta updated for all his fans.
SPOOKY HOUSE
It's time, spooky drawings here out for the next month.
ISLAND BEAST
Tropical vacationers from America usually worry about the same things. Will my luggage get lost by the airline? Will it rain the whole time I'm there? Will I be scared by the locals and will any of them get near me? The thing I find curious is how no one ever talks about the true threat to a successful tropical get away; that being getting your carcass devoured by a giant Island Beast. It's like you guys are willfully ignorant of these colossal equitorial lurking creatures or something. It's why I always pack 30-plus pounds of dried tuna steaks in my carry-on to use as chum in a different location than the one I'm staying in. I stuff it into the overhead as soon as I get on the plane, even if I'm sitting in the back and then run up to retrieve it before the plane even stops taxiing.
ZOMBIE POEM
Here is a little poem about a zombie you might know.
COBRALOBRA
He had a great idea, he just needed to get his Cobralobra to market.
WITCH HAZEL
Historically speaking, there is no better time to be a witch. I know like 11 of them. I admire their chemistry acumen and attention to detail when mixing sinister soups. My all-time favorite witch will always be Witch Hazel. I love it when she clicks her heals together and tears off and bobby-pins just for a cloud behind her.
Who is your favorite witch? Here is me dressed as Bugs Bunny with her and her cat. Happy Friday.
CREEPY STUFF
Spooky creatures and hideous monsters are my favorite part of the Halloween season. I imagine that creepy forest witches could find a way to communicate with squishy and grotesque cryptids, and after some time, they'd probably start to agree on things and hang out. Devouring unsuspecting rural peoples, stealing babies, or even just game night...
ALL DOGS MONDAY
Mondays… sigh
DEMON PIPS
Maribelle's demon pips were getting ready for the Halloween season just in time.
GRUESOME GIRL
Her husbandry work with hideous and gruesome monsters was prominently displayed on her resume.
SKULLS
If zombies lived long enough I feel like some of them would want to tell you about how great it is being one. No job or bills to worry about, pretty much everyday is Saturday, lot of fleshy people hanging around.
BACK TO SCHOOL
Every single person that has friends with kids social feed this week and last…
CENTRAL CASTING
Kendra is going to see the new The Crow movie tonight with her girl squad. So, she made me watch the original with her last night in preparation. Few things I didn't remember: 1. Ernie Hudson was one of the main characters? Winston! 2. All the shooting going on upstairs and Thrill Kill Cult just kept on playing until a literal corpse drops onto their stage... Nice. 3. Although not a great movie, the set design and lighting was pretty solid. Nice late 20th century dystopia.
And speaking of Kendra movies, the 2nd Betelgeuse movie is coming up too. What a time to relive your childhood moodiness. Here is pre-teen Kendra waiting for the bus to central casting.
FISH
None of them could ever remember...
A LITTLE BDAY DRAWING
ELDEN CATS
I don't play "new" video games myself. I instead prefer arcade-era games, but I do enjoy the artistry of them from afar. I think a battle cat game with cat-dragons and cat-snakes and armored catsmen would be fun...
