KRAMPUS

I don't know much about the Krampus lore, but I know a bunch of girls that would have been cool with him when we were kids.

ELF BOSS

Some of his most noted implementations when he took over back in the early 70s:

- Mandatory overtime Feb - Dec

- Employees must clock out for meal & bathroom breaks. Empty Gatorade bottles supplied at each work station.

- Free snow

- Respirators now requisite in Toy Painting Block. ($500.00 reward for information leading to whomever called OSHA)

- 23 month advance notice for any medical leave required.

- Hazardous Materials Depo now fully integrated with Company's new "We-Care Day-Care" facility.

- No Tolerance Drug and/or Complaining Policy (*C-suite level employees exclusionary clause here)

- We're a family, Attendance at company after hours pizza party is required.

STORY II

Same image, two very different story set ups...

All my dreams have been about traveling long and arduous distances lately.

STORY I

Same image, two very different story set ups...

All my dreams have been about traveling long and arduous distances lately.

SUMMONING

While the other children were engaging in various activities of NERF, young Jay was in the woods behind his parents house summoning the frogs and conjuring reptilians...

fancy men

In normal "comic strip" parlance, you'd read this as the taller gentlemen asking the stouter one if he'd like a sip of the ole 'strong water', only to be ignored and instead asked for confirmation on current fashion trends.

Or,

You could perhaps read it as the shorter guy asking a friend for some ego affirmation, only to be instead, propositioned on perhaps an afternoon spent raising Cain and rousting-about.

What way do you think it went?

THESE GUYS

I can't decide the vibe here. Is this like 'Sibling rivalry' or more 'Late Stage Capitalism'... Whatever it is, its getting colder now and when you hate winter, its like... "I guess June is coming someday"

TOO MUCH

Sometimes, when you have a ton of things all stacked up on your To-Dos...

DANCE MACBRE

It feels like a weird and terrible time to live though right now, watching democracy crumble, the Earth turn to ash, and ultra-rich assholes assuming their ultimate form, but 536, 1347, and 1917 were all worse. At least according to historical experts. So keep your head up. (I know it's tough for you Ty with that huge noggin light-bulbin' around up there), but at least it's almost Halloween right?

#YouCantJustSayPerchance