Swampy the Swamp Monster recycled enough pop cans left in the swamp by you filthy but delicious humans to buy himself a Lester Paul on Reverb... It's been a grind ever since.
PARADISE ISLAND
Long ago, in a far away land
POST RIOT FEST
MEGADED
Spookiest jams you've heard all year.
CATs
Just a quick gaggle of black cats getting themselves ready for Halloween season.
ZOMBIE DINNER
One of the most terrifying things about zombies is their singular motivation. Relentless pursuit of brains, at all costs. Though they may seem to function as a hive mind when in a horde, they don't actually work together at all. They are an autonomous mob...
That being said. There is every reason to think that the zombie virus that doomed them to their ghoulish existence would mutate over time and perhaps lead to a more refined, even cultured, zombie. This evolution would no doubt be met with distain from the more conservative and nostalgic zombies who would whine and complain for a return to a more traditional and/or biblical zombian society.
WITCHERY IS AFOOT
SPOOKYBOI
I think it's just going to be all spooky stuff from here on out till like... December. I hope you guys can handle being constantly frightened by these disturbing and haunted images...
THE HEROS JOURNEY
I came across this famous 1st century painting while doing some online research. It's a depiction of the Greek hero Jayseus Ramaramus and his wildcat Saganomecus doing battle with the Gorgon beasts Memnon and Snarlpus in the Garden of Hera outside the city of Argos. Here-to, we see the depiction of the goddess Kendromeda and her mythical crested sugar-snout Heidee' on the steps of the Temple Artemus. It's such a treat to serendipitously discover great historical works in the vast archives of the internets isn't it?
Oh, and happy Friday...
PIZZA TIME
It's not fall yet, but that doesn't mean we can't get the scary arts going... A diet of strictly brains and gooey innards seems kinda boring, I'll pass on being a zombie thank you...
POKING
JAYTRIX
It's definitely been the summer of block-buster movies. Oppenheimer, Barbie... Din Viesel's Fast X, but do you guys remember catching this end of summer banger back in the year 2000? The original follow up to 1999's stratospheric The Matrix. This one had Jayanu Reevez delivering the spin kicks and poignant monologs in what some said 'lock-step to the method of a young Keanu'. Oh, and Sagan as Trinity was a tour de force of stuntful bending, flippy-jumping and biscuit making... Check it out on Laser Disc and Betamax if you haven't had a chance... (*Chefs kiss*)
Here are just some of the countless reviews:
"What am I watching here?" - Roger Eggbert
"I'd rather wake up next to a severed horse head than miss seeing this movie in the theaters, It is literally 2 hours of stunts and grunting" - Kyle Kyle - Associated News
"I cried" - Sarah Boothenpuss - Nightly Cookware Monthly
"The kid in front of me spent most of the movie playing Tetris on his phone. I punched his mom in the parking lot" - Jarvis Scott - Chicago Trombone
"If there isn't a Jaytrix II by 2015, literally all fucking hell is going to break loose in America" - X - The Time Traveler Times
END OF SUMMER
FEELING GOOD
SALTY
I'd say that salt is my favorite rock to eat... I can't imagine it being my kryptonite...
MY DOOM IN CANDY COLOR
JAYOSAPIEN
Jayosapien and Saganthera out on the dry savanna looking for meats and shade and perhaps an arcade to spend the afternoon out of the sun... #prehistoricAF
DEEP INTO THE PAST
So many forts
MY TIME W/ THE CONTORTIONIST
The early 20's were a wild stretch for the time-traveling troubadours in my circles. So many adventures, so many salacious endeavors, so many sea-slug heavy dishes...
